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Posts tagged ‘cheap crap’

0February 6, 2013Want to tell your girl that you really don’t give a rat’s behind about her? Give her a cigar band ring.

2November 23, 2012Hey, kids have had artificial crap foisted on them since the good old days

0November 10, 2012The Frontier Cabin is all fun and games, right up until your parents make you live in it

0August 7, 2012A sleepy-eyed Johnny Bench hopes you make Louisville Slugger your bat of choice (and buy some crap)

0June 24, 2012Wisdom for future generations: Never procure orthodontia via mail order

0May 2, 2012Try this Walkie Talkie, which is barely better than your own throat and lungs

2April 10, 2012“Hi, I’m selling useless, pointless crap door to door. Oh, I’m going to need your Social Security number.”

0April 5, 2012Poor Donald Duck even got crapped on in 1940s weather-related Disney merchandising

0March 9, 2012The Garbage Pail Kids of balls would like to bounce their way into your heart.

4January 31, 2012Doctor Doom looks nude without his cape, and that crappy hologram shield isn’t helping.

0January 22, 2012I thought “Groovy Grabber” was what chicks called my father at bars back in the ’70s. I stand corrected.

0January 17, 2012In the days of yore, when there was no Facebook with which one could discreetly stalk people from great distances…

0January 10, 2012Lozer Tag

2December 18, 2011Superman: The Movie: The Merchandise: The Ads: Ad Infinitum

3October 26, 2011Make My Medallions Marvel!