In the clearing stands a Man and a Spider by his trade, and he carries the reminders of Hostess Cakes that laid him down and Cupped him till he cried out…

We’ve seen the magnificent crime-fighting properties of Hostess products before, right up to Twinkies stopping a uranium-seeking madman dead in his tracks. But who knew that Spider-Man and a two-pack of cupcakes could clean up the notoriously dirty sport of boxing? I’m sure Roy Jones, Jr. wishes he had a crate of these at the Seoul Olympics.

These Hostess ads aren’t known for their gem-like story structure, but this one seems more haphazard than most. Maybe it’s just me.