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Thrill as the AAU Shuperstar pummels the Sinister Sole with his fetishy flying feet of fury

October 25, 2012

I get the feeling that closeted foot fetishists were behind many of these Shuperstar ads, whether the pedi-centric hero was battling similarly themed foes or hurling smelly hippies into outer space. It’s like he’s always a step or two away (no pun intended) from putting his foot right in some overmatched villain’s face and yelling “Smell my foot! Now suck my toes!” And thereby generating awkward Ambiguously Gay Duo stares.

The sick kid is a nice touch, though.

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