Steve Garvey and the Quik Bunny team to bring you the sugary beverage of champions!

Steve Garvey had a great baseball career and a not-so-great career playing the field, if you know what I mean, but it was the former that was relevant to this old Quik ad campaign. Drink your chocolate milk kids, and you too might grow up to be a fabulously wealthy professional athlete. Though, yeah, you’ll most likely just be a fat slob brushing Dorito dust off your stretched XXL t-shirt. But you’ll have a free baseball!

Memo to the Quik Bunny: Always make sure your giant Q bling is in the shot, and isn’t blocked — not even by the delicious(?) product that is your raison d’être.