The Mystery Egg either contains Puff the Magic Dragon or a hellish monster that will kill you!
Did poor, wretched living things really arrive at your door sealed in a plastic egg? Did Peter, Paul and Mary contemplate legal action for the use of “Puff, the Magic Dragon” as the moniker for said woebegone creature? What was it exactly? A salamander? An alligator? A seal? A real goddamn dragon? Where does this rank on the animal home delivery continuum — before or after skunks and monkeys? Do you really want a surprise beast that has “runs” and “climbs” amongst its list of abilities? Didn’t we learn anything from Kane about wanting to know what’s in a “Mystery Egg”?