Either Mike Mentzer’s muscles or mustache make him a “Super Hero.” You decide which.

So Mike “Mr. Universe” Mentzer offered a bodybuilding program to the readers of Marvel Comics, one that would turn their scrawny little bodies into senses-shattering eye-catchers, physiques destined to be paraded in nothing but skimpy banana hammocks. Yet all we can see is that mustache of his. It’s of Magnumian grandiosity. It bristles like Odin’s beard. Screw the workout tips, give us some trimming and waxing intel.