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Either Mike Mentzer’s muscles or mustache make him a “Super Hero.” You decide which.

October 6, 2013


So Mike “Mr. Universe” Mentzer offered a bodybuilding program to the readers of Marvel Comics, one that would turn their scrawny little bodies into senses-shattering eye-catchers, physiques destined to be paraded in nothing but skimpy banana hammocks. Yet all we can see is that mustache of his. It’s of Magnumian grandiosity. It bristles like Odin’s beard. Screw the workout tips, give us some trimming and waxing intel.

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  1. mlpost permalink
    October 7, 2013 2:36 am

    Yeah, you gotta respect the ‘stache. Whether it’s Freddie Mercury, Sir Sean Connery, or that guy from Parks and Recreation, a mustache means “I work hard and I play hard, and I take care of business.” Christopher Lee’s got one! Are you gonna question that guy? He used to kill Nazis, for chrissakes.

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