Become a conservation officer, and take a nightstick to the heads of trash-strewing, fire-starting perps!
January 15, 2015
Perhaps last week’s post on the absurd Captain America/Campbell Kids/Department of Energy team-up got you thinking about what you could do to save the planet. (Doubtful, but roll with it.) If so, then the above training program, which promises to make you a genuine badge-carrying defender of parks and all the creatures of nature, might be just your thing. Smokey would be proud.
Sure, it seems like being a conservation officer would be a blast, a world of drama and never-ending intrigue. But you only wind up vainly struggling to keep anthropomorphic bears from stealing picnic baskets.
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