Captain Aurora and his prominently displayed crotch have some games for you!
January 14, 2015
Captain Aurora has to be one of the creepier superhero-ish mascots to ever grace a comic book ad. It’s the goggles, right? What’s he hiding?!?!
Kind of makes a person pine for the simpler days of yore, when all you needed to sell Skittle Bowl (the “Super” variety, actually) was Roger Staubach and a dash of Rockwellian backyard Americana — as opposed to a dude’s batch front and center. God only knows what it is that’s made him “part outlaw.”
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Jared
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