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Captain Aurora and his prominently displayed crotch have some games for you!

January 14, 2015


Captain Aurora has to be one of the creepier superhero-ish mascots to ever grace a comic book ad. It’s the goggles, right? What’s he hiding?!?!

Kind of makes a person pine for the simpler days of yore, when all you needed to sell Skittle Bowl (the “Super” variety, actually) was Roger Staubach and a dash of Rockwellian backyard Americana — as opposed to a dude’s batch front and center. God only knows what it is that’s made him “part outlaw.”

One Comment leave one →
  1. Shawn permalink
    January 14, 2015 2:27 pm

    What has been seen…

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