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Roger Staubach hawking Skittle Bowl was the darkest chapter in an otherwise storied football career

October 21, 2012

Poor Roger Staubach. If he had been born a little later, he could have spent his time with the Dallas Cowboys screwing around with Spider-Man and anti-gravity devices. Instead he was forced to shill for a backyard skittle bowl set — an OLYMPIC SIZED skittle bowl set. In the middle of nowhere. And to claim that it was part of his training regimen. Yes, the man who graduated from the United States Naval Academy, Plebe summer and all, kept in shape by whirling cheap plastic at cheap plastic. I SAY THEE NAY.

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