I’d like to thank this Oreo maze for maiming any number of innocent comic books

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve opened up a comic from the mid-1990s and seen this maze filled with  squiggly, indelible pen marks, all in the name of getting an Orea cookie to a glass of milk. Awful. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY, NABISCO. At least Fig Newtons had the common decency to not invite defacement.

(By the way, Oreos are quite possibly the most delicious confection ever concocted by the mind of man, and I’ve downed many a package in one sitting in my less discriminating days. Bottom line: Oreos good, mazes bad.)