Howard the Duck and Red Sonja were the Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts of Marvel t-shirt marketing!

“Odd couple” indeed.

A little while ago I questioned whether or not any self-respecting teen boy would be caught dead wearing a t-shirt with a lady on it, babe or no. I think an exception might be made for the Frank Thorne Red Sonja, for no other reason than it was the Frank Thorne Red Sonja. I mean, come on.

Also, one can’t help but look at those coloring books and think how much more valuable they would be in the present day if grubby kids hadn’t colored inside them. Bastards.