Indiana Jones and the 3 Musketeers of Doom?

Hot on the heels of 2001: A 3 Musketeers Odyssey, here’s the Indiana Jones iteration of candy bar marketing. Not to argue with its unnamed hero, but if Indy taught us anything it’s that it always belongs in a museum.

I’m not sure what else to make of this particular ad, other than to note that the thrill-seeking archeologist entering the Tomb of the Last Mayan King is at least being proactive — as opposed to Henry Jones, Jr. in The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, who didn’t do a whole lot in the final act except run and flop around like an idiot. (I blame Lucas. We all blame Lucas.)