The Dragon Wagon lacks the quiet, restrained dignity of the Beer Wagon

Monogram certainly churned out some odd yet fun model kits back in the day. If the Beer Wagon — complete with an Iron Cross and kegs — wasn’t enough to sate your lust for parts, decals and glue, perhaps the Dragon Wagon would. Maybe you’d “Dig the cage and bars,” as it were, or the “Cobra engine.” Possible. If the dragon actually shot flames from its mouth, or was even simply a cigarette lighter, then we’d really be talking.

But the question remains: Would it get the Vermithrax Pejorative seal of approval? Smaug’s?