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Here’s an alarmingly cute Sea-Monkey, the Trojan horse of their global invasion

July 29, 2013


Sure, he (or she — how do you sex these things?) looks cute now, but just when you’re relaxed and disarmed, then BAM! — brine shrimp invasion. That’s a Trojan horse you see above, folks. And “Miracle of Life” my ass. Have we learned nothing from Gremlins and the like about never trusting big-eyed non-human things?

Remember this when the Sea-Monkeys slip their Sea-Circus chains and kill us all. You have been warned.

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