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Ripley’s Believe It or Not! will gladly help you enslave your Sea-Monkeys and put them in a Happy Meal roadshow

April 24, 2012

Not that Sea-Monkeys aren’t gross and stupid and worthy of our everlasting loathing, but isn’t this a bit much? Or maybe it’s just right. Whatever.

Also, I have a hunch the “monsters” on the bottom might not be actual monsters (they look like underwater Madballs). Prepare to have your hopes dashed, kids.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. phil permalink
    April 26, 2012 6:58 pm

    The sea monkey backstory is even more interesting apparently the inventor was some sort of neo Nazi.

    • April 27, 2012 8:50 pm

      At least he confined his eugenics tinkering to brine shrimp.

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