If we ever have to rely on Chiquita banana walkie-talkies to repel an alien invasion, then let’s face it, we’re pretty much screwed
October 5, 2013
How much faith can you truly put in banana-themed electronics? Would a rugged outdoorsman rely on the directional accuracy of a Chiquita compass? Would such things turn the tide against alien hordes who’ve crossed the vast expanse of space to conquer and enslave? The mind boggles.
Perhaps Chiquita should just stick to “collectible” Winter Olympics stickers. Or, here’s a crazy idea, bananas.
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Jared
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Now you’re being way too post-modern. I remember this ad: it was goofy fun then and it’s goofy fun now. Meant to be taken at goofy-fun-face-value.
As was my post. This is a bit like the plantain calling the banana yellow.