This wallet incorporates a change purse, retains its manliness, and comes with an ancient retractable pen
You have to love the dusty days of yore when a retractable ballpoint pen was a viable selling point — though this ad is so ancient it apparently came before the invention of the spring (Coily is not pleased). Keep your thumbnail long and poised, apparently.
With the nameplate and the slots for coins (the latter mercifully doing away with the need for a Milhouse Van Houten change purse), this billfold looks strong enough to stop a bullet. Put it in your coat’s inner pocket, right above your heart, and give it a whirl. Whether it trumps a wallet with dancing native girls emblazoned on the side? That question is above this site’s pay grade.