Protestations of the National Social Welfare Assembly aside, there is no “hip way to learn”

I’d just like to say that I was handicapped in all three of these areas while growing up — TVs were constantly blaring in my house, I was always leaving schoolwork to the last minute, and I never asked questions (for fear of a Mooninite-like rebuke) — and I turned out fine. I mean, in my spare time I now run a blog that earns upwards of pennies a day. (Wait a minute…)

If the National Social Welfare Assembly really wanted to give kids some tips about learning, the word “hip” should have been quarantined from this PSA, as no clearer sign exists that the contents will be anything but. Also, if the library you’re supposed to study in is frequented by the world’s most insufferable peer group, it might not be such a great place to focus.