Horrify your girlfriend/wife by buying this Evel Knievel towel set for the guest bathroom

In case endless toys and coins weren’t enough for you, now you can use Evel Knievel to dry your face, hands, and body. The real death-defying stunt would be getting these past the missus. “Don’t cry, honey — they’ll go great with the decorative soap shaped like Elvis Presley’s head!”