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The M&M’s, with their magnificent athlete’s physiques, have a baseball card offer for you

July 22, 2013

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If Hostess, purveyors of indestructible and indigestible foodstuffs like Twinkies, can get in on the baseball card game, then what the hell, why not M&M’S. Between the sunflower seeds, gum and tobacco, there are few sports more in tune with mastication than the national pastime, and after all, as the noteworthily rotund John Kruk once said to a woman incredulous at his hefty waistline: “I’m not an athlete, I’m a professional baseball player.”

Speaking of waistlines and M&M’S — is that George Costanza playing catcher?

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