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Now you can join Evel Knievel in committing aggravated child endangerment

May 15, 2012

I can picture this arraignment:

Judge: “So, Mr. Knievel, you’ve chosen a career in death defiance.”

Knievel: “Yes, your honor.”

Judge: “And you thought it would be a good idea to have your son stand on the back of your ROCKET-POWERED bike as you launched it over trucks, cars, and assorted natural and man-made landmarks?”

Knievel: “Yes, your honor. I even let Robbie do the ‘Look, no hands!’ bit.”

Judge: “…”

Hey, Superman — you seem to think that juvenile courts can work wonders in any family situation. How about this one?

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