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Willy Wonka’s Magic Jumping Disc looks great and all, but still, he should probably keep his hands off the kids

May 28, 2013


All Gordon Jump had to woo Arnold in that “special” Diff’rent Strokes episode was a bike shop, video games and booze. The ever-creepy Willy Wonka, whether he looked like Gene Wilder or not, HAD A WHOLE DAMN CHOCOLATE FACTORY. He and his business truly were the Michael Jackson/Neverland Ranch of their day. So, if he doesn’t want to have his genitals photographed in a deposition, I suggest he keep his weirdo hands off the young people.

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