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Willy Wonka’s Magic Jumping Disc looks great and all, but still, he should probably keep his hands off the kids

May 28, 2013

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All Gordon Jump had to woo Arnold in that “special” Diff’rent Strokes episode was a bike shop, video games and booze. The ever-creepy Willy Wonka, whether he looked like Gene Wilder or not, HAD A WHOLE DAMN CHOCOLATE FACTORY. He and his business truly were the Michael Jackson/Neverland Ranch of their day. So, if he doesn’t want to have his genitals photographed in a deposition, I suggest he keep his weirdo hands off the young people.

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