The Kangarooseal lacks the quiet dignity of the Beaverbear

We’ve met the Beaverbear before, a fairly normal looking creature with an understandable love of Kraft Caramels. The Kangarooseal is another freak matter entirely. If you ever see one of these things in the wild, you have my permission to KILL KILL KILL IT.

Just where I’d want caramels stored: in a mucusy kangaroo pouch. Probably with an added dose of brine in the case of the Kangarooseal. YUM.