Sadly, the Revell Japanese Zero model kit doesn’t come with a little kamikaze pilot chained inside

The copy in this ad certainly paints a grim picture, with Japanese kamikaze pilots condemned to die a fiery death for the doomed glory of their Empire. But hey, at least American kids got to build models of their Zeros, right? There’s that! It wasn’t all in vain!

Point this at your Doolittle Raider model and have yourself a gluey miniature air war.