The Jimmy Olsen ginger on the right is seriously violating my personal space, what with his barely covered crotch and all. This ad makes me feel like Homer Simpson that time he went to Cirque de Soleil (or Cirque de Puree, as it were). This is not a good thing:
I went through a body-building phase when I was younger and very naïve, and I read the muscle magazines for weight-lifting tips, and only now do I realize why my old man was looking at me funny.
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I went through a body-building phase when I was younger and very naïve, and I read the muscle magazines for weight-lifting tips, and only now do I realize why my old man was looking at me funny.