Deep Sea Diving G.I. Joe is also Slow As Death G.I. Joe
Really, how much G.I. Joeing can you do when you’re stuffed inside a deep sea diving outfit? It’s a tad constricting. And why is the deep sea gear “On sea” while the dude on the sled is “Underwater, too!”? Are a lot of sailors manning the conn in outfits like that?
Glass-eating, tough-as-nails Green Beret G.I. Joe is not amused.
And is that a sledgehammer he’s holding? Is there much call for a sledgehammer when you’re underwater? I’M SO BEWILDERED. YO JOE.