Nylons! Getcher Nylons here!

What’s more improbable, earning a car through selling nylons, or a kid in a rocketship selling salve? It’s a puzzler, I admit.

Do you really want to be the guy taking nylon orders? You want your home office to be known as the mecca of GUARANTEED nylons? Maybe you do. If so, zei gezunt. And if that’s indeed how you want to make your fortune, maybe you should consider adding girdles to your wares. Never hurts to diversify.