Take this painfully obvious bike safety test and try to suppress the devil inside you

I know that illustration B is supposed to show a kid pausing to let pedestrians cross the street, but I see that and can’t help but think how much fun it would be to barrel right through those people like a runaway bowling ball. I believe that’s what they call a 7-10/mother-child split. Bobby Shelby and his dorky Safety Club would not be pleased, but you only live once, know what I’m saying?

On a macro level, it should be noted that I bike a lot, and I routinely break roughly 80% of those rules. I feel like Jesse James.