The X-Men won’t tell you how to cook a Thanksgiving turkey, but they will hawk Pizza Hut pizza
If you turn your turkey into a charred cinder Thursday, just follow the X-Men’s lead and order some light fare from Pizza Hut (with all the X-Tras). Maybe serve it with other X-Men-approved products like Hi-C and Spaghettios, and give your guests a case of heartburn they’ll remember fondly for years to come. Reflux for everyone!
I’m sure the “And we’re not talking anchovies, bub!” made Wolverine die a little bit inside.