NOW IS THE TIME ON SPROCKETS WHEN WE DO ISOMETRICS!

Usually comic book advertisements promoting physical fitness programs go with shaved, oiled-up bodybuilders as their mascots. Here? Either this guy is working out with isometrics, or, judging by the black attire, he’s doing German expressionist techno dance or something. Maybe auditioning for the Actor’s Studio. Take your pick.

Six seconds a day may be a new land speed record for achieving physical fitness. And with no effort at all! Or motion! What a miracle! Where do I sign up?! This couldn’t possibly be a scam!