This combination cigarette case and lighter will make men respect you and fickle women swoon

Apparently this lighter/case combo made its bearer an unstoppable Casanova, one who could steal women with impunity and so overawe the cuckolded male, he’d offer to bring the new couple drinks. It’s like some amorous Ring of Power with a lighter fluid center. Really puts the dancing girl embossed wallet to shame. LONG LIVE THE 1950S AND THEIR CIGARETTE-LOVING, RHETT BUTLER MUSTACHE WAYS.

You have to love a woman who’d bitch about the quality of the cigarettes you’re providing her. Hey, wasn’t this shrewy, open-legged broad in the old Jowett bodybuilding ad?