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Moral of most muscle ads: “Make yourself more attractive to horrid, shrewish women”

August 6, 2012

I’m all for physical culture, but what you really shooting for here? To get with the bitch of a broad who’d go with some jackass that bullies those weaker than himself? Who does everything but the classic Atlas sand-kick, and probably cackles like the Million Dollar Man? Tell her that you hope she drowns and her new boyfriend’s organs are lethally squeezed by his teeny-tiny waist, and go read a book. You’ll feel better, and you won’t have to have George F. Jowett’s muscular he-man¬†fist wagged in your face.

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