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If you trust Kenner to Easy-Bake your food, why not let them do your hair and nails?

September 6, 2012

Kenner, the fine people behind the food-poisoning-waiting-to-happen Easy-Bake Oven, also churned out some related “Easy” beauty products for young girls. You know, to further lock them into their traditional gender roles. Prepare Food/Do Hair/Paint Nails. I’m sure these products were wonderful and safe and provided the distaff youth of America with hours of enjoyment, but the “electric light bulb that gently warms rollers” is making images of Michael Jackson’s Ghost Rider stint flash before my eyes.

Also, the “power attachments” in the manicure set sound like extras for a Black & Decker drill.

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