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I’ll take one SUPERMAN PUNCHES A SHARK puzzle in a can, please

January 26, 2012

“Why hello there, Mr. Jaws. What’s that? You have a problem?” KERPOW! “Good luck finding all your rows of teeth. Dick.”

As beneficial to my retirement planning as a Batman bank would be, the Superman/shark slugfest is the must have in this advertisement. It far outshines the endless autumnal scene jigsaw puzzles that my grandmother was always plodding through at her house. Instead of “here’s the piece where the branch crosses over the barn’s roof,” you have “here’s the piece with Superman’s righteous shark-pummeling underwater fist.” NO CONTEST.

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  1. January 26, 2012 3:17 pm

    For a moment I thought you meant he punched a lawyer. That’d be more fun.

    • January 28, 2012 10:27 pm

      Though I don’t practice, I do have a J.D. The cease and desist is in the mail.

      • January 28, 2012 11:22 pm

        Along with an invoice for it, if you’re anything like the lawyers I’ve met. Tee hee.

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