Hulk’s fist can’t defeat enemy. Hulk wishes had belt with useful gadgets.

I know I said before that I found the Spider-Man ski mask charming. Now that I’ve seen this different view of it, I retract that earlier evaluation. It’s terrifying.

The Hulk utility belt is one of the dumbest ideas ever. Grappling hook? Handcuffs? Maybe if it came with hair gel and some “Tattered Purple Pants in a Can” I could buy it. As it is, it would fit right in with the Mad parody from yesterday. He’s just not the easiest hero to accessorize. Accept it. Move on.

And don’t get me started on the “Hulk Van,” which would even stand out amongst the DC fleet.