The Mission: Impossible — Rogue State trailer will make you believe a man can fly — stuck to the side of a plane!

The action and stunts here all look great, exactly the sort of thing we’ve come to expect from the endless Mission: Impossible franchise. (When I saw the dreadful Mission: Impossible 2 in a theater about 800 years ago, I would have believed that aliens would land in Times Square before any more would be made.) But shouldn’t they just start calling these things Mission: Impossible: Tom Cruise: “See, I’m Not Getting Older And Can Still Play The Same Same Roles I Did Thirty Years Ago, Right?”? Will he also have a love interest decades younger than himself in this film, like he does in pretty much every other movie? Nothing makes a vain star feel older than being seen with a woman his age, no? (The babe in this one at least looks like she might have one or two lines on her face.)

Anyway, the Phantom cornered the market on improbable plane-clinging stunts. Try again, Mr. Hunt.