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Thor vs. The Asgardian Goldfinger vs. Twinkies!

February 16, 2015

Thor Twinkies ad

Gudrun, the “Glutton for Gold,” might not be at the forefront of Asgard’s pantheon, but he apparently has an Odin-sized hankering for all things associated with that precious metal — which extends to goldish-hued snack cakes.

The real question here is how the hell Hostess is getting those Twinkies up to Asgard. And who has the concession? Are truckers in 18-wheelers hauling crate upon crate over the Rainbow Bridge? (Paging U.S. 1!) Are godly gastrointestinal tracts the only ones that can safely process the high-fructose corn syrup and saturated fats of your typical Hostess product? The mind boggles.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. February 16, 2015 10:16 pm

    Don’t let volstagg get his hands on them.

  2. February 17, 2015 12:56 pm

    Reblogged this on O LADO ESCURO DA LUA.

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