Matt Mason may get to explore outer space, but he looks like a complete doofus while doing it

Is Matt Mason going to “CLIMB UP HERE AND…” or “CUMB UP HERE AND…”? Because there could very well be a big difference between the two.

Major Mason can have all the Space Crawlers and Space Sleds he wants, and can have the biggest Space Station on the block. But so long as he has to go about his explorations whilst wearing that preposterous Moon Suit, I think we’ll all pass on stepping into his shoes (or moon boots). EVA protective gear has never before nor since so successfully melded the thrill of walking on an alien world with the blinding shame of wearing a bankruptcy barrel. That get-up not only looks like you could move your bowels in it, but that you’d be expected so to do.

Still, the dialogue in this sequential advertising adventure is better than what you heard in Gravity.