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Get your shrunken Amazonian Indian heads here! With real skin! Wait, what?

October 20, 2014


When you first see this itty bitty ad shrunken heads on a page full of other itty bitty ads, you might well be forgiven for reading “Made From Skin by AMAZON INDIANS” as “Made From Skin of AMAZON INDIANS.” And then feeling a surge of relief when your eyes double back to that text and realize that, no, that’s not the case. No worse than a mail order skunk, then.

And then you pause again. Double back again. Whose skin exactly is it they’re using to make these heads?

And not only that — headhunters have a P.O. Box? And live in Huntington Beach? Forget Ebola and head (no pun) for the hills!


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