The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II game had a Pizza Hut tie-in. Of course it did.

The nauseating Michael Bay reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise is almost enough to make us forget that the heroes in a half shell were once cool, esteemed enough in the childhood zeitgeist to easily sustain comics, cartoons and oodles of video games. Let the above ad, compete with a promise of free Pizza Hut pizza with the purchase of your game (so you can jump-start your couch potato fatitude), stand as a testament to this popularity. Pick your turtle and get to work. (And maybe you can get free Pizza Hut comics with your free Pizza Hut pizza, in some complimentary chain reaction.) Cowabunga.