Come spin the Super Friends carnival wheel, where every turn is a winner!

The Super Friends version of the classic carnival wheel has to be the most boring iteration of this game of chance ever conceived — i.e. one with every dollop of risk sucked out. Where are the smelly carnies? Where’s the little hidden switch that the seedy operator flips to make sure you don’t win the jackpot? Shenanigans! Pat Sajak and Vanna White scoff at this supposed Wheel of Fortune.

You want to liven things up? You know, beyond getting two whole issues of Super Friends free with a year’s subscription? Take bets on which square Gleek is going to crap on first. Let the games begin.