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Chef Boyardee — X-Man?

August 18, 2014


This seems like a lot of hoops to go through for a sheet of X-Men pogs. Not only do you have to buy a specially marked can of X-Men pasta, surely incurring the wrath of your digestive system. You also have to clip a coupon, mail it in, and wait Lord knows how long for this “one-of-a-kind sheet” to arrive.

One gets the feeling that that punched-out shot of Wolverine is emblematic of just another day in the life of your average Chef Boyardee consumer. (If Boyardee were to join the X-Men roster, his mutant power would be the ability to prepare canned meals that cause heartburn so bad it feels like nuclear fusion is taking place in your gullet.) And one doubts that Chef Boyardee products ever made onto any dining table in Professor X’s somewhat swank boarding school.

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