This miserable old man with acute scoliosis hopes you like your quiz book, you little punks
We’ve all heard of backs as crooked as question marks, but it’s rare that you see one that actually fits the bill.
And, speaking of metaphors, have we fully thought through the old “more fun than a barrel of monkeys” chestnut? It seems that a barrel full of pissed off, screaming, smelly primates would be anything but fun. Just a point to ponder.
On the subject of the actual trivia book advertised here: One supposes that the section on “Pronunciation” was the least thumbed through portion of the entire tome.