Happy Fourth of July, from Hulk Hogan, Beavis and Butthead to you

As Butthead so succinctly puts it in the above clip, Hulk Hogan is “like, a good role model, cause he just, like, did whatever it took to get big.” Like America herself. Happy Fourth to all in the U.S. of A. Eat, drink and be merry. And remember, when it comes crashin’ down and it hurts inside, you gotta take a stand, it don’t help to hide.