All you want for Christmas is to punch Mickey Mouse in the face? You’re in luck!

What better way for the blog to return from its post-Thanksgiving interregnum than an assortment of Disney tchotchkes, just in time for the holiday season. Granted, the Mickey Mouse latex toy isn’t a one of those untoppleable inflatable balloon thingies per se, but it’ll do just the same. In case you’re one of the legions who loathe that little rodent and the way he leeches the spotlight away from Donald Duck.

Go ahead — sock him right in the mush. You know you want to.