Plant your seeds and eat, starving youth of America
Forget selling the seeds — maybe Tom DeLaney should think about taking them out into the yard, planting them, and then reaping the bountiful harvest. Because it looks as if he hasn’t seen a decent meal in a good long while — like he’s prepping for the role of Tiny Tim in a live-action A Christmas Carol adaptation. Maybe Oliver Twist. Something Dickens. Please, sir, I want some more.
Carrots and beets might do him more good than roller skates and typewriters. That’s all I’m saying.