Conan. Christmas. Be there.

Even though Black Friday is still three weeks away, you’re already seeing decorations going up and notices for Christmas sales popping up. So we might as well kick the holiday season off here as well. And who better do handle that task than Conan the Barbarian? Yes, nothing says “Christianity’s most sacred day” quite like a musclebound, blood-soaked barbarian straight out of fictional pagan pre-history. Indeed, his smiling mug is no stranger to wreaths.

So travel back to 1977 and get your oversized Conan mag. No X-Mas is complete without one.