Bodybuild your skinny body into a slightly less skinny body

You know, it’s really more of a lateral move.

So if you’re upset with the bag of bones scrawniness of your physique, and the confrontational Charles Atlas sand-in-the-face pitch isn’t your cup of tea, then by all means go with the Joe Weider shake. And by all means take a picture of yourself two weeks later at a slightly different angle with more menacing lighting that makes you look like a young, shirtless John Dillinger.