Either Obi-Wan Kenobi is admiring that Stormtrooper’s Star Wars poster, or he’s about to lop his head off

Of all the useless tchotchkes found in this old-timey ad for Star Wars merch, the “Darth Vader Communicator” has to be the most worthless. Nothing says “Dark Lord of the Sith before there was such a thing as a Dark Lord of the Sith” quite like a pendant mirror. Maybe the Stormtrooper deserves to be beheaded by Ben Kenobi just for the fashion blunder.