Develop a fearsome, General-Zod-killing grip with your “Karate Hand Krusher”
In an odd twist, “Muscle Tools” can refer both to the items being used and the people using them. Heyooooo!
There’s a lot going on here in this assemblage of bodybuilding wares — which, in fairness, don’t look anywhere near as dangerous as their 1940s counterparts. The Trojan Big 7 sounds like a condom for the slightly above average male. The German Iron Horseshoe sounds like an instrument of torture, made by a nation of experts. The 007 Power Twister has nothing to do with licenses to kill — one imagines. And the Karate Hand Krusher must give you one hell of a grip, because by golly Crusher is spelled with a K. Get to work building your hand muscles and Popeye forearms so that you can kill a defenseless General Zod in cold blood!